So, you’ve decided to welcome a French Bulldog into your life—congratulations! Get ready for snorts, snores, and the kind of side-eye that only a Frenchie can deliver. But before your little bundle of wrinkles arrives, there are a few things you need to do to make sure your home is ready for the cutest chaos you’ll ever encounter. Here’s how to prepare, with a healthy dose of humor.
1. Puppy-Proof Your Home (or Kiss Your Shoes Goodbye)
French Bulldogs are like tiny, flat-faced detectives. They’ll sniff, chew, and explore everything, so it’s time to puppy-proof your home. Think of it as preparing for a toddler that’s permanently two feet tall and has a serious shoe fetish. Hide your wires, put away anything chewable, and for heaven’s sake, don’t leave your favorite shoes lying around unless you want them to become a Frenchie chew toy.
2. Stock Up on Supplies (You’ll Need a Cart)
Before your new furball arrives, you’ll need to go shopping. Here’s your checklist:
Crate: Think of this as their tiny doggy apartment. They’ll love it once they realize it’s not jail.
Food and Water Bowls: Get sturdy, non-slip bowls—trust us, mealtime can get messy when you have a Frenchie who thinks they’re a food critic.
Food: Start with the high-quality stuff, but be prepared—they’ll give you the “this is what you’re feeding me?” look.
Collar and Leash: Fashionable, but functional. Your Frenchie will want to strut their stuff in style.
Toys: Buy a bunch of toys—chew toys, squeaky toys, plush toys. Frenchies are like toddlers—they’ll love the toys but will also prefer your couch cushions.
Bed: A cozy spot that will probably be ignored in favor of your bed.
3. Set a Schedule (Because Frenchies are Creatures of Habit)
French Bulldogs are divas who thrive on routine. They like to know when it’s time to eat, sleep, and, most importantly, cuddle. Set up a schedule to keep your new pup happy, and remember—once a Frenchie gets into a routine, they’ll hold you to it like a tiny, snoring drill sergeant.
4. Choose a Vet (Find One Who’s Ready for Frenchie Drama)
You’ll need to find a vet who understands that Frenchies are not just any dogs—they’re dramatic, adorable little tanks. Schedule a check-up for your pup and be ready with questions about their health, vaccinations, and how to deal with their Oscar-worthy performances during bath time.
5. Potty Training (Patience, and Maybe a Mop, Required)
Potty training a Frenchie is a test of patience. They may give you the “Who, me?” look when you catch them mid-puddle. Set up a designated potty area, and keep a mop handy—accidents will happen, but don’t worry, they’ll eventually get the hang of it... probably.
6. Socialization (Prepare for Frenchie Charm Overload)
French Bulldogs are social butterflies who believe everyone should be their friend. Start socializing your puppy early with other dogs, people, and different environments. Just be prepared for the fact that your Frenchie will assume they’re the star of every gathering, and they’re not wrong.
7. Create a Cozy Space (That May or May Not Be Ignored)
Set up a cozy spot where your Frenchie can relax—just don’t be surprised if they choose to nap in the laundry basket or take over your pillow instead. A comfy bed, a blanket, and a spot near you are usually all they need to feel at home.
8. Prepare for Snuggles, Snores, and Silliness
Get ready for a whole lot of love, a little bit of stubbornness, and a lifetime of laughs. French Bulldogs are affectionate, hilarious, and sometimes a bit dramatic. They’ll keep you entertained with their antics and melt your heart with their sweet snuggles. Just be prepared—they’ll steal your heart and your favorite spot on the couch.
Bringing home a French Bulldog is like inviting a tiny, lovable comedian into your life. With a bit of preparation and a lot of love, you’ll be ready for all the fun, laughter, and adorable chaos that comes with Frenchie ownership. Enjoy every minute—they’re worth every snort and snuggle!